BATCHOYAN SA MARBEL

conversation transcript dated 12 January 2012

SUSPECT #1 : “te ano?” 

SUSPECT #2: “kamo e”

SUSPECT #3: “ta, lakat ta”

AFTER 5 MINUTES

SUSPECT #2 : “puta, namit ba”

SUSPECT #3 : “panalo no” 

SUSPECT #1 : “indi ka man bi mag pati mo”

SUSPECT #2 : “ano ning daw ga brown2x nga toppings man?”

SUSPECT #3 : “sibuyas na”

SUSPECT #2 : “ga bula-bula lagi ang sabaw?”

SUSPECT # 1 : “amo gid na

SUSPECT # 2: “dali lang picturan ko anay”

CELLPHONE CAMERA: “TZZZZZZK” (huni ka camera, i click ang huni ka camera pra makita mo ang picture) 

SUSPECT # 1 : “picturan mo badi haw?”

SUSPECT # 2 : “i post ko sa blog ko a, basi b mag hambal sila puro na lang pan hikay ang blog ta, may idea bi ko nga mag himo blog parti sa Marbel kung diin barato kaunan, daw parehas kay Anthony Bourdain bala, gina kan an nya mga kilid2x, nang mga carenderia ba nga panalo kan an”

SUSPECT # 1: “ah puta si Anthony Bourdain? choy tung gago nga to kay ga drugs ba”

SUSPECT # 2 : “ha ha, tan aw ka man gali sa to?”

SUSPECT #3: “pud pud galing ang chicharon no

SUSPECT #2: “ok man a presentable, daw may utok2x man gani gamay

SUSPECT #3 : “teh, sabaw daw teh”

SUSPECT #1 : “duwaha teh, bitin nang isa”

SUSPECT #2 : “sa manila may batchoy?”

SUSPECT #3 : “daw wala bala mo, daw goto man na didto sa ila”

SUSPECT #2 : “amo ba”.

AFTER ANOTHER 5 MINUTES 

SUSPECT #3 : “pila damage namon?”

CASHIER : “tatlo ka special tung inyo no? 75 a”

SUSPECT # 2 : “ano nga street na di gani a?”

SUSPECT # 3 : ”daw Confessor bala mo o Odi, indi ko sure”

SUSPECT #1 : “Abad Santos a”

SUSPECT #2 : “amo ba”

SUSPECT #3 : “pasi ta”

SUSPECT #1 : “wala mo lagi gin picturan ang karatula ka batchoyan?”

SUSPECT #2 “indi na mag sikat pa na sila tungud sa akun”

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